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Brian Said,
August 5th, 2008 @5:57 am  

the alpha and the cock blocker are sometimes one and the same!

Good list!

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Tammy Said,
August 5th, 2008 @6:35 am  

haha… totally agree with that!

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Mmmmm Said,
August 5th, 2008 @7:27 am  

Good Post! So, which one is you in the last pic?

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j4pwords Said,
August 5th, 2008 @8:09 am  

Yeah….the parties at your place must be awesome ;)

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You Suck Said,
August 5th, 2008 @8:53 am  

This is why nobody comes to your residence Filbert.

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Cec Said,
August 5th, 2008 @9:23 am  

yeah…..the parties at your place must be awesome ;)

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August 5th, 2008 @9:57 am  

Nice ppost. Very funny and amusing. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep it up man. Thumbs up to you :-)

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JokesBoy Said,
August 5th, 2008 @10:37 am  

Guest are always a matter of problem, no matter how good they behave. Those sticky ones who don’t leave home easily $uck5 a lot!

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tenebrius Said,
August 5th, 2008 @10:47 am  

thats about erverybody

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Mark Said,
August 5th, 2008 @11:00 am  

I never use this word, I hate it, but that last picture… its gotta be said, is just EPIC!!!!

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megademic astroscientist Said,
August 5th, 2008 @11:25 am  

Since when does the smell of marijuana smoke linger in anything longer than an hour or two…?

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evpstud Said,
August 5th, 2008 @12:00 pm  

ha ha I’m totally the social media addict, which is probably why i don’t get invited to many parties…

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jim Said,
August 5th, 2008 @4:17 pm  

Are those pool pushers throwing Rafael Nadal into the pool?

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"Druggie" Said,
August 5th, 2008 @6:50 pm  

I could not agree more with you, megademic astroscientist

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Sean Said,
August 5th, 2008 @9:57 pm  

You must have some shitty parties because there’s no one there.

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ryan Said,
August 5th, 2008 @11:59 pm  

“The next morning, the distinguishable smell of marijuana lingers in your house for about a week.”

lol?

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Ken Kesey Said,
August 6th, 2008 @12:43 am  

Don’t know bout you guys, but #4 is always welcome at the parties I go to, as long as they bring enough to share. But then I guess that means I go to druggie parties, but hey, we’re good people. Multiple felons, perhaps, but certainly nothing dangerous…

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Bender Said,
August 6th, 2008 @3:15 am  

How about the douchebag that will write a list on his blog of the people not to invite to your next party

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anon Said,
August 6th, 2008 @5:22 am  

the alpha males are the worst by far. not only do they make entire parties and social gatherings boring and tense. they are usually loud as hell and start fights over absolutely nothing.

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Skwirral Said,
August 6th, 2008 @8:50 am  

How would this guy’s parties be awesome? He doesn’t let anyone come. Well, at least no guys, since almost all guys will fall into one of those categories. And girls won’t be very likely to come to a party when they realize all the people there are female except for the host, they’ll think he’s a sleazeball. So, yeh, D+ for effectiveness, but A+ for pointing out the problem people at most parties. The thing to try is, instead of not inviting these people, *become* the cock-blocker or alpha. Hang around the girl you get the instant crush on, and when the other guy comes up to mumble a pathetic attempt at a pick-up line, sweep in with your zinger and steal *his* thunder. You block the cock, pick up the chick, and he decides never to invite you to his parties based on the information in this post. You win all around. His parties probably wouldn’t have any good ladies there anyway.

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Starscream Said,
August 6th, 2008 @2:01 pm  

Who does that leave?
boring people…

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sam Said,
August 6th, 2008 @7:45 pm  

so who do you want at your parties then? worst blog ever

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/b/ Said,
August 7th, 2008 @12:56 am  

Druggies? Smell of pot lingering for a week? You are teh fail. You should kill yourself. I’m sure the party that ensues will be epic, but the smell of pot will still not linger for more than a few hours.

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Saevio Said,
August 7th, 2008 @9:17 am  

I’m the druggie…and for that very simple reason I get invited to ALL the parties :)
The smell can linger a little, depends on where you are smoking really.

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Charlie Said,
August 7th, 2008 @5:32 pm  

seen better versions of this. Phot of guy bein sick is good tho

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someperson Said,
November 13th, 2008 @3:30 pm  

Screw those people who think you have crappy parties-I bet they ARE those people and they are just bitter.

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ex Said,
November 24th, 2008 @1:49 am  

Wow, the girl on the bottom under ‘Barman’ has a perfect body, IMO.

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Lord of Numa - "Druggie" Said,
December 6th, 2008 @2:02 am  

“The next morning, the distinguishable smell of marijuana lingers in your house for about a week.”

lolwut?

Congratulations, my good sir, you have managed to break the concept of time. You win Two (2) Internets, valid until last year.

But, and I am being super serial right now, the smell of pot DOES NOT linger for more than a few hours. Maybe you got WEED mixed up with CIGARETTES.

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Ty Said,
December 22nd, 2008 @12:25 am  

im the shagger =)

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Sammie Said,
May 7th, 2009 @6:22 pm  

Hey very nice blog!! Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. I will bookmark your blog and take the feeds also… :)

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darwin Said,
July 18th, 2009 @6:02 pm  

hahhaha well done, it is a good post but not practical in real life! you need all these characters within a partie..just make it away from your house!

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Marah Said,
July 19th, 2009 @1:28 am  

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October 30th, 2010 @1:58 am  

You you should edit the webpage name title

10 Kinds of People You Don’t Want to Invite to Your House

to more generic for your webpage you write. I enjoyed the the writing however.

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required Said,
April 29th, 2011 @2:46 pm  

Good Lord, your parties must consist of a bunch of unsocial omega male dweebs playing WOW.

Also, people smoke pot at parties and I have never personally witnessed pot smokers “popping pills” after smoking a j or bowl. I mean, are you fvcking kidding me, dude? Get over it!

People go to parties to unwind and have fun, this includes raggin’ your friends, drinking, smoking, flirting with girls, taking pictures of your drunk buds, etc, etc.

The only people I don’t invite to my party are married couples who want to bring their kids.

I can only imaging what kind of people show up at your parties, if any…

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