#10 – The Make Yourself Feel At Home Type
Remember the saying “make yourself at home?” Well some people literally do it – from eating everything in your fridge, using your toothbrush, taking a bath, borrowing your underpants, and even surfing for porn on your computer which could lead to a virus infections and the loss of your data (porn).
#9 – The Alpha Male
This guy loves a good fight, makes you drink till you drop, reveal the most embarrassing moments to the girls you like, and will make you look like an idiot in front of everyone. For the love of God don’t invite the Alpha Male into your humble abode.
#8 – The Barman
This is usually a guys role and he’ll sit right next to all the booze and make sure he tops up your cup and every other girls cup, aiming for the world record of the most drunk people in one location. He’ll drink up all your booze and never offer to buy more.
#7 – The Pool Pushers
What’s disturbing about pool pushing is that the people involved in the pushing don’t think about your wallet, keys and mobile phone when they throw you in. The pool pushers often work in groups and will gang up on the host.
#6 – The Phoner
“S**t, what’s this 4-hour long-distance call to Norway on the phone bill??!!”
#5 – The Cockblocker
Have you’ve ever had a moment with a chick at a party, and thought you had a chance when suddenly someone comes along says his best pickup lines, and in an instant the love of your life walks away? If this has happen to you then you should take better care and get right to the point before the cockblocker makes his move.
#4 – The Druggies
They hide in a corner of your room and start popping pills and smoking up. The next morning, the distinguishable smell of marijuana lingers in your house for about a week.
#3 – The Spewer
Mr. Spew is easy to spot.
- Started drinking whisky-on-the-rocks before the party starts
- Pukes at every party he goes to
- Can happily sleep in any position and location
#2 – The Shagger
Watching porn full of fit and young blondes is fun. Watching your pal screws your intoxicated sister in YOUR bedroom is NOT.
#1 – The Social Media Addict
Well equipped with a 5 megapixel camera the social media addict is someone who’ll exploit your worse moments and share them on the internet for the world to laugh and put to shame. You never want to invite a social media guru to your home unless you have something amazing to show off or if you want to get your 2 minutes of fame online.
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